“NO OTHER TEAM IN THE LEAGUE HAS EVER HAD A PK GO AGAINST IT! WE MUST PROTEST NOW!”
According to Bill, Seattle fans are talking about wearing black as part of some big protest because of the bogus PK call that cost them on Thursday night against Toronto.
To that I say, BOO HOO.
Seattle fans need to sack up, get their underoos untwisted, and shut the hell up. Why?
Because the referees in MLS are terrible and make mistakes all the time. I know this will confuse most Sounders fans, who didn’t realize there was a “Major Soccer League” until Drew Carey and Paul Allen told them so, but understand this Sounders fans: The referees have stunk in this league for a long time, and just because you think your blue and day-glow green turds don’t smell, doesn’t make the refs stink any less when they officiate Seattle matches.
Every team up-and-down the ladder of American soccer fans has to deal with the fact that currently there isn’t a single US ref even at the level of Brian Hall or anywhere near the level of Esse Baharmast. That’s why I am absolutely positive that I speak for fans of every single other pro team from the top of MLS to the bottom of USL2, when I tell every single Seattle fans rending their garments over the PK call to listen very closely to the man in uniform below:
That is all.