So, I found this bizarre moment from the J-League over on the Guardian’s website. It shows Grampus Eight Manager Dragan Stojkavic “scoring” a great goal as he half-volleyed a rolling ball into the net from in front of his bench. It’s a great strike, to be honest. Then the referee marches over and sends him off, which does seem like a bit much.
Finally, this clip is from a Japanese show that looks as if the show producers watched Fox Football Phone In and went, “Ah ha! That’s exactly how to do a soccer show. Get a fanboy or two, dress them like idiots and sit them in a radio studio covered in crap. Genius!”