Dean Windass, the Dick Trickle of English soccer, has retired, leaving a hole in the hearts of immature men (like me) everywhere who cannot help but giggle at the mere mention of his name.
There is hope for us yet though, as he is set to obtain his coaching badges and has his eye on management.
By the way, in the annals (hehe) of funny sounding names, I am told that back during the Cold War, there was a Bulgarian foreign ministry functionary named Yanko Wagadogoff. (Say it out loud). I am not sure he’ll ever be beaten… so to speak.