In another moment of fine journalism for ESPN and Soccernet, they sent out Steve Davis to do player ratings for the MLS All Star Game.
That’s right he did player ratings for an All Star game.
That’s like trying to rate the attractiveness of women at Case Western University* – useless, pointless, and utterly futile.
* Feel free to “regionalize” this joke as required in the comments. I went to school in Ohio, where it was gospel that Case had no attractive girls. Here in DC, you can replace Case with Johns Hopkins.