Coming to a lower-division stadium near you!
Big club or not, I want Newcastle to be relegated so, so badly. With Arsenal collapsing like FILL-IN-YOUR-OWN-SYNONYM-FOR-LILY-LIVERED GIRLY-MEN, my end of season has been totally focused on hoping that Newcastle, its buffoon owner, idiotic xenophobic fans, its current hopelessly outclassed manager, its troupe of former hopelessly–outclassed incompetant managers, its brigade of annoying and hideously pompadoured former players, and its roster full of has-beens, never-weres, malcontents and criminal idiots all suffer the indignity of seeing Newcastle in the Championship next year. Nothing in soccer would make me smile more than the sight of all those moronic Magpie fans weeping as their constant pursuit of savior-du-jour comes to its natural conclusion.
So to fans of all the other respectible clubs out there (and Red Bull), please do the world of soccer a public service and cheer really hard for Newcastle to get relegated. They truly do deserve it.
And if all that wasn’t enough to convince to do the right thing… this guy is consider one of the club’s “great minds.”