Fun Stuff From England …

… For a Saturday morning, let’s lighten the mood just a little bit.

I had a chance to watch a bit of the Tottenham-Wigan FA Cup match yesterday (which Spurs won, 3-1) on Setanta Broadband. Spurs are on to the fourth round, keeping them alive in both domestic Cup competitions with their upcoming Carling Cup two-legged semifinal vs. Burnley.

Early in the game, Spurs appeared to suffer an injury blow when Didier Zokora was struck in an unfortunate place (the produce section, the jigglies, the demilitarized zone – however you care to refer to the region) at close range by a teammate’s attempted clearance.

The commentators were not sympathetic. The incident got a good laugh out of the analyst, after which the PBP man offered this gem.

“Our apologies to Mrs. Zokora.”

Seconds later, the camera switched to a young, somewhat attractive blonde woman in the stands looking on in what appeared to be unabashed horror.

Again, the PBP man came to the rescue.

“She appears to be unduly concerned!”

Also yesterday, Newcastle manager Joe Kinnear, he of the expletive-laced presser when he first took over the massive club, showed his love for the Roger Clemens Version of the English language during his presser with reporters prior to today’s FA Cup match against Premier League rival Hull City. Kinnear was speaking about how he was determined to keep want-away goalkeeper Shay Given at the club through the end of his contract in 2011. He then doubted the truth of media reports regarding the goalkeeper, and wondered aloud if the reports had been “misinterpretated.”

Maybe he just misremembered what he read.

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3 thoughts on “Fun Stuff From England …

  1. What did you think of the Setanta Broadband service? Did you like it? Did it work well? All I’ve heard are horrible things about it.

  2. Since I’ve switched to a more dependable connection, I haven’t had a problem with it.

    Setanta redesigned their site which made the login screen difficult to find at first, but after I bookmarked that, it’s been fine.

    It’s better than getting it from Channelsurfing.net or something, which rarely work for me.

    Hopefully someday I can just get it through my cable (yeah, right) and won’t have to worry about it.

  3. Far be it from me to tell Huss and co. how to run this site, but you’re one of my favorite bloggers around. I hope you keep up this work. I’ve been a fan since you were on the Barra Brava site.

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