From Young Guns regarding US youngster Charles Renken:
The whole of America is going crazy over his talents which sees him average a goal a game in every fixture he plays, something his Under 9 side had the pleasure of.
Umm, have they been to America recently? I love Arsenal. I know about Charles Renken. But, even I acknowledge that it would take Landon Donovan and Clint Dempsey shooting up a hospital for infirm teddy bears to in order for “America to go crazy” about anything soccer-related.