Bill O’Reilly’s upcoming memoir is going to be entitled, and I kid you not, A Bold Fresh Piece of Humanity.
The New Republic puts it best:
Jason Linkins at The Huffington Post has the goods on Bill O’Reilly’s new memoir, which comes out in September. What is it titled? Well, as it turns out, a nun at the school O’Reilly once attended referred to young Bill as “a bold fresh piece of humanity.” And now–yes, really–O’Reilly has chosen to title his book, “A Bold Fresh Piece of Humanity.” You might say that this hints at O’Reilly’s egomania, but I reject such cynicism.
Readers are welcome to compliment this post on the strict condition that I am allowed to use any of the positive comments as the title for my forthcoming memoir.
Are we sure this isn’t Colbert’s memoir?